Speaker: “Moving on. What can we do to this Ill-Nicky kid? Tax people?”
Tax Rep: “Hmm. We could reject all of his tuition credits from last year as a tax deduction, then surprise him with a bill for unpaid taxes…”
Speaker: “And…”
Tax Rep: “Nine days before we will start charging interest on them…”
Speaker: “And…”
Tax Rep: “Hmm, make sure he gets the letter just after traveling for a whole day, and while jetlagged?”
Speaker: “That will have to do. He should at least be glad he didn’t earn more money in the previous year for us to tax him on. Speaking of which, I see he has some student loan arrangements, what can you people offer me?”
Loan Rep: “We could allocate less than half the funds we did last year, when his educational expenses and personal assets were the same.”
Speaker: “Not bad, anything else?”
Loan Rep: “We could let him know just a week before classes start… just after he has travelled for a whole day and is both jetlagged and infected with illness!”
Speaker: “Not bad at all. I can always count on you guys.”
Speaker: “Now, you fellas at Disasters and Emergency Preparedness really haven’t been pulling your weight at these meetings. I just hope you have something extra special in the works.”