Just in time for Christmas
Some recent comments reminded me of one of my greatest inventions ever, and an excellent Christmas gift: the ever-popular Wombat Kits. They contain everything required to make a wombat: primarily sedges, grasses, and roots. The logic behind them runs as follows:- Pregnant wombats eat grass.
- Pregnant wombats make baby wombats.
- Therefore, baby wombats can be made from grass.
- Baby wombats eat grass.
- Baby wombats become adult wombats.
- Therefore, baby wombats can be made into adult wombats, using grass.
- Ergo, adult wombats can be made from grass. Q.E.D.
For those who have grown tired of the lesser challenges of building model ships or stable two-state solutions in the Middle East, wombat kits promise hours of enjoyment.
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12 Comments
1. Delicious cake can be made from flour, sugar, cocoa, butter, etc.
2. Cakes I make from flour, sugar, cocoa, butter, etc. are not delicious.
3. I cannot make delicious cake from flour, sugar, cocoa, butter, etc.
Apply the above to the wombat kit concept.
It's like building a ship in a bottle; it isn't easy.
If you don't have the skills, you may very well end up with one bad wombat.
I am going to make a Southern Hairy-nosed Wombat. Wicked!
In case you didn't already know, there is a wombat themed web comic.
This comic is awesome. Thanks!
I just wish Kerrie Thornhill hadn't vanished from the internet. She is the Queen of Web Comics.
I wish I could post the picture of Milan's first wombat attempt (lost the picture). It was named the Ugly Wombat. Unfortunate creature.
Meghan
Meghan,
Is this the one you had in mind? My efforts have improved considerably since.
The very one. You have produced many cuter and cuddlier wombats since.
Meghan
Poor fellow.
[Editorial note: Internal links shifted to new domain, 6 DEC 2005.]
Wombats usually give birth to a single young, but twins do occur.
The gestation period for a wombat is 20 to 22 days. At birth, the baby wombat, called a joey, is extremely small and undeveloped. It will weigh approximately 2 grams, less than one-tenth of an ounce, and be about the size of a jelly bean, 2 cm (0.75 inches) long. The joey is hairless with very thin skin and is unable to keep itself warm. They're blind and their ears do not function, but they have a large mouth and tongue, and a well-developed sense of smell.
As soon as it is born, the baby wombat will crawl into its mother's pouch and attach itself to one of the mother's teats. The teat will swell up in the joey's mouth which keeps the joey attached to the teat and helps to prevent the joey from falling out of the backwards-opening pouch.
The wombat will remain in the pouch nursing and developing for 4 to 10 months, usually averaging about 8 months. At first the young wombat will leave the pouch for only short periods. When disturbed or frightened, it will return to the mother's pouch for safety. After one to three months, the wombat will no longer use the pouch but may still hide under or behind its mother for protection.
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