Toasty humour

There’s some funny stuff on The Toast:

• How To Tell If You Are In A J.R.R. Tolkien Book (“You remember the first raindrop and the first acorn, but not where you left your boots.”)
• The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-earth, Ranked
• Gleeful Mobs Of Women Murdering Men In Western Art History
• Two Monks Discover How Tall Women And Horses Are

And obviously:

• Alternatives to Writing Your Thesis